Hey my name is Assbutt. I am 23. I hail from NJ but don't fall under the typical Jersian stereotypes.
I like cute fluffy things with tiny legs.
The Walking Dead
Under The Dome
Game of Thrones
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
if you get to see the person you love regularly then you’re very lucky and i hope you never take it for granted
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I dare you.